she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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