Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
no you cant smoke seaweed
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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