i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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