Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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