He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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