glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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