how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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