Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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