yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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