What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
How external is "for external use only"?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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