Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
bring money and cleavage
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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