The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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