My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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