first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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