Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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