Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my sisters under your porch take her home
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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