But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
