So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
