What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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