OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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