You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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