I should be sponsored by Trojan
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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