Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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