i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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