i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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