therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
They have beer where we have blood.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
God, I missed his penis.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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