I hate all girls vehemently.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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