I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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