it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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