It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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