My room smells like vodka and shame
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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