Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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