i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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