No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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