She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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