She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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