This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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