ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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