i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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