Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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