Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
honey bunches of taint.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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