I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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