You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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