fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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