yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
the liver wants what the liver wants
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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