i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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