I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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