I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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