nutella sex= disaster
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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