the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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