porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
