Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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