This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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